so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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