so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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