people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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