one two three fourrrrnication!
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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