chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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