Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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