can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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