My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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