And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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