look no pants
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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