We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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