Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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