Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
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well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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