Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
