I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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