Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Couch. On fire.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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