Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I need to stop coming to work sober
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
