Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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