There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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