doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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