you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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