I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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