Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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