2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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