i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I lost the right to judge tonight
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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