If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
someone owes me an orgasm
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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