so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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