I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
