Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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