Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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