Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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