It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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