508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
it's like heaven, but drunker
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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