i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I bet he comes in French.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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