Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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