i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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