What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
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