I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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