We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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