Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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