I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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