I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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