Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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