why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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