Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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