After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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