if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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