I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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