Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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