We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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