Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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