just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
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I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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