I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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