no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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