I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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