ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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